E-A-S Y2K SOLUTION
Corporate has determined that there is no longer any need for network or software applications support. (See below)
The goal is to remove all computers from the desktop by Jan, 1999. Instead, everyone will be provided with an Etch-A-Sketch. There are many sound reasons for doing this:
1. No Y2K problems
Frequently Asked Questions (FAQ) for Etch-A-Sketch Technical Support:
Q: My Etch-A-Sketch has all of these funny little lines all over the
Q: How do I turn my Etch-A-Sketch off?
Q: What`s the shortcut for Undo?
Q: How do I create a New Document window?
Q: How do I set the background and foreground to the same color?
Q: What is the proper procedure for rebooting my Etch-A-Sketch?
Q: How do I delete a document on my Etch-A-Sketch?
Q: How do I save my Etch-A-Sketch document?