AOL and Spam
Author: Anne Mackie © 1997

I am Spam.

I am Spam.

Spam, I am

That Spam-I-am!

That Spam-I-am!

I do not like

that Spam-I-am!

Do you like

AOL and spam?

I do not like them,

Spam-I-am.

I do not like

AOL and spam.

Would you like them

here or there?

I would not like them

here or there.

I would not like them

anywhere.

I do not like

AOL and spam.

I do not like them,

can’t you tell?

Would you like them

in a house?

Would you like them

with a mouse?

I do not like them

in a house.

I do not like them

with a mouse.

I do not like them

here or there.

I do not like them

anywhere.

I do not like AOL and spam.

I do not like them, can’t you tell?

Could you beat them

with a box?

Could you beat them

with a fox?

Not with a box.

Not with a fox.

Not in a house.

Not with a mouse.

I will not beat them here or there.

I will not beat them anywhere.

I could not like AOL and spam.

I do not like them, can’t you tell?

Would you? Could you?

In a car?

Beat them! Beat them!

Here they are.

I would not,

could not,

in a car.

You may like them.

You will see.

You may like them

in a tree!

I would not, could not in a tree.

Not in a car! You let me be.

I do not like them in a box.

I do not like them with a fox.

I do not like them in a house.

I do not like them with a mouse.

I do not like them here or there.

I do not like them anywhere.

I do not like AOL and spam.

I do not like them, can’t you tell?

A train! A train!

A train! A train!

Could you, would you

on a train?

Not on a train! Not in a tree!

Not in a car! Spam! Let me be!

I would not, could not, in a box.

I could not, would not, with a fox.

I will not beat them with a mouse.

I will not beat them in a house.

I will not beat them here or there.

I will not beat them anywhere.

I do not like AOL and spam.

I do not like them, can’t you tell?

Say!

In the dark?

Here in the dark!

Would you, could you, in the dark?

I would not, could not,

in the dark.

Would you, could you,

in the rain?

I would not, could not, in the rain.

Not in the dark. Not on a train.

Not in a car. Not in a tree.

I do not like them, Spam, you see.

Not in a house. Not in a box.

Not with a mouse. Not with a fox.

I will not beat them here or there.

I do not like them anywhere!

You do not like

AOL and spam?

I do not

like them,

Spam-I-am.

Could you, would you,

with a goat?

I would not,

could not.

with a goat!

Would you, could you,

on a boat?

I could not, would not, on a boat.

I will not, will not, with a goat.

I will not beat them in the rain.

I will not beat them on a train.

Not in the dark! Not in a tree!

Not in a car! You let me be!

I do not like them in a box.

I do not like them with a fox.

I will not beat them in a house.

I do not like them with a mouse.

I do not like them here or there.

I do not like them ANYWHERE!

I do not like

AOL

and spam.

I do not like them,

can’t you tell?

You do not like them.

So you say.

Try them! Try them!

And you may.

Try them and you may, I say.

Spam!

If you will let me be,

I will try them.

You will see.

Say!

I still don’t like AOL and spam!

I do not like them, Spam-I-am!

And I will beat them in a boat.

And I will beat them with a goat...

And I will beat them with the rain.

And in the dark. And on a train.

And in a car. And in a tree.

They are so bad, so bad, you see!

So I will beat them with my box.

And I will beat them with a fox.

And I will beat them in a house.

And I will beat them with my mouse.

And I will beat them here and there.

Say! I will beat them EVERYWHERE!

I do not like

AOL and spam!

I’ll kill you!

Kill you,

Spam-I-am!

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