Dr. Seuss takes a look at election officials
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I cannot count them in a box

I cannot count them with a fox

I cannot count them by computer

I will not with a Roto-Rooter

I cannot count them card-by-card

I will not 'cause it's way too hard

I cannot count them on my fingers,

I will not while suspicion lingers.

I'll leave the country in a jam--

I can't count ballots, Sam-I-Am.

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