Your 15 minutes are up!
Author: Unknown

Twas the night before crisis
And behind White House doors,
Not a creature was stirring,
Especially Al Gore.
The interns were nestled,
Dressed in their berets,
In hopes that Saint Bubba
Would come out to play.
When out of the East Lawn,
There arose such a clatter,
Even Sam Donaldson
Lost control of his bladder.
Away to our TVs
We flew like a flash,
There's a special report
And it's pre-empting M*A*S*H!
And what to our wondering
Eyes should appear,
But a homely lil' troll,
With tapes for us to hear.
With a K-Mart bought blazer
And a bad frizzy 'Do,
And a tale to be told
To me and to you.
On the chair! On the carpet!
On the Oval Office desk!
With a chubby young intern
Who's all eyes and chest.
The Prez had been careless,
Indeed dumb and dumber
Now the whole world knew
Bubba had gotten a hummer.
And Monica Lewinsky
Emerged from the rubble,
If she'd just kept her mouth shut
Would we have all this trouble?
And thus set in motion,
A whole web O' spiders
With pundits galore
And "White House Insiders".
You ask "Who would care
About Bill and dealings?"

Enter Ken Starr
And he's armed with Subpoenas!
More rapid than eagles
Process servers, they flew!
"Here's one for you!
And for you! and you, too!"
"Now Jordan, Now Cockell!
Is there anyone else ???
Let's subpoena the lawyers
And Bubba himself!"
"We want you to tell us
About Bill's private life,
And anyone he sleeps with,
Except of course, his wife."
And many months later,
How long we've all suffered,
Lets examine more closely
Just what Starr's uncovered.
We've learned "Little Bill"
Has a mind of his own,
And horror or horrors
He likes to get blown!
A funny fact surfaced,
After 40 millions bucks
Seems most people don't care
Just who Clinton...uh...makes love to.
The economy's great
And shows no signs of slowing.
Hell we hope Ms Lewinsky
Never stops blowing!
Now the public's grown weary.
Will this sleaze never end?
We just want to get back
To "ER" and "Friends".
Now Monica, Linda-
And Ken Starr, Enough!
Get off of my TV
Your 15 minutes are up!

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